Fox 4 Weather

I love Don Harmon!

Since we have apocalyptic rain amounts in Kansas City here today I thought I would take a moment to write about my favorite KC weather team.

Nothing spectacular as a group, but individually the Fox 4 weather ensemble shines like a Bud Light can floating down the Kaw River. I’m just going to throw this out there. If you want it take it, if not throw it

back. “Disco” Don Harmon I want to party with you. I’m a loyal follower of yours and a big reason I only tune into Fox 4 in the morning. Quirky, country and a little nutty. That’s why I like my Donnie Harmon. Straight up man crush. Anyone who still lives without a cell phone I’m in awe of. Don if you ever need a wingman at Buffalo Wild Wings after beer league softball hit me up.

Mike Thompson you remind me of my shop teacher back in High School. Mr. Wilder always had some sort of strange colloquialism. He would say, “KC_SportsRadio you sanded that board real good. That’s as smooth as a woodpeckers belly button.” Mike is the spitting image of Mr. Wilder. Listen to Mike long enough and youre bound to hear a few gems. A couple of weeks ago I heard, “Its going to be colder than Aunt Velma after a hysterectomy”. Your solid

Mike don’t ever change and whatever you do don’t look into Loren Halifax’s eyes. They are deadly.

As for you Karli Ritter your performance a couple of Fridays ago in your weather chat was of epic per portions. I haven’t seen a young, cute blonde get harassed that much since I fed Mary

Gilgour a pint of Old Crow and left her passed out at Rockfest in 1996. The verbal barrages by anonymous posters were even making me cringe. I actually thought I clicked the wrong favorites tab and hit the Hustler Forumn button by accident.
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Joe Lauria you would be a perfect fit for KQ2 in St. Joe. You need to plant a bag of shrooms in Mike Bracciano’s Cutlass Supreme and take over that gig. I have never seen such a mix

and match of jackets, pants and ties in my life. Last August when you were wearing the pin stripe black coat, brown pants and Easter Bunny tie I about lost it. Let me know if you want to head north on I-29. My sister works in the deli department up at Hy-Vee on the Belt Hwy. and I don’t have to tell you that makes her one of the movers and shakers in Joe town. She's got pull and we can get you hooked up.