Monday, June 8, 2009

DJ Jazzy Jeff, Breast Feeding and Twitter

We want Hootie!

I get why black people are upset w/ Power and Light about this whole DJ Jazzy “piggy back on Will Smith” Jeff debacle. The part I’m confused on is the reason why. They shouldn’t be mad about him being forced to shut down. They should be mad about him being invited in the first place. I haven’t seen DJ JJ since 1999 when I caught him on a “Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire” rerun at 4:00 a.m. on TBS. It was that episode where he hits on Hilary and acts like the black “Screech”. Oh I forgot that was every episode.







I’m sure DJ JJ is a fine DJ and can spin and mix with the best. However, I would hope the black community would want the bar set a little higher and demand a bigger name talent. I bet Chris Brown would work really cheap right now.

Also, why is it that every DJ has to have that patented look of only one ear phone on and it pressed up against their shoulder. Don’t conform to the stereotype DJ’s!! Bust out and use both of those ear pieces!







Breast Feeding

The wife has breast fed our son since he came out of the "candy land chute" and it’s been great for all of us. I truly make out the best though because she is the only one who can handle those late night feedings. I’m the John Mizerock of our household and that role plays well to my strengths. I give them both “at a boys” when they are done at the training table and as long as I don’t speak or do anything stupid I’m in the clear.

Twitterholic

Speaking of my wife it’s getting harder and harder to hide my twitter addiction from her. She doesn’t like it, she doesn’t understand it and she thinks it should be reserved for 13 year old girls and not a grown man nearing 40. I’ve tried explaining it to her, but I wind up sounding like I went to college and earned a major in pedophilia and had an internship as a “peeping tom”. Better close for now. Gotta run to Boy Scouts tonight.

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